BOO!!!

I totally scared you didn't I?! Yes, I am back from the blogging dead :) *muahahahaha!* <-- evil laugh.

My mom told me that my followers were dropping like flies and I felt totally bad.....for them! HAHA! No, seriously. I miss you guys, come back! So what's up you may ask??

Halloweeeeen! That's what's up! Yes my favorite time of the year again. If you don't already know, I am obsessed with Halloween as evident here, here, and here. I realize that I never posted my Halloween costume from last year. Well the truth is that I did not get one. single. good. picture of me. *Waah* So, yeah, I ended up being a cheesey 70's tennis star and Anthony was my doubles partner!

That's me over on the right. The only picture of me from the whole stinkin' night. Ugh. I bought the dress on Ebay and it totally didn't fit. I had to rig it up with safety pins and do some horrible altering. I just wasn't as cute as I wanted to be and not very comfortable knowing my dress could fall apart at any minute. Anthony stole the show in his short short Adidas shorts made of terry cloth. See the guy crouching next to the ref? That's our friend Lloyd, he was Steve Erwin with the stingray barb. Tasteful, right? Well when the picture came out there was a orb in front of his face... We said it was the ghost of Steve Erwin!! Spooky right?

I found a picture of a tennis player dress costume I wore one Halloween in the mid 90's. I ended up selling the dress and racket on Ebay. Also sold on Ebay were my vintage Indian costume and authentic vintage German girl dress. (Which sold for almost $100 I might add!!)

Why, oh, WHY did I sell that Indian dress?! *sob*sob* (Geeze whats with that dorky smile?) Anyways we all know I am a major costume repeater so I'm sure you are not surprised that I was a tennis player before! Hehe! Soooo, this year I am NOT repeating a costume. But...I am peeved cause the costume idea that I thought of a LONG time ago I might add....is now a popular prime time TV show theme.

I am going to be a cute ass 60's flight attendant.....a Pan Am flight attendant specifically. UGHHH! I thought of it first! {{deep breath}} This TV show is making it very difficult for me to snag authentic vintage stuff off Ebay and Etsy....prices are getting jacked up like crazy! I am not completely copying the exact outfit, of course have to put my own spin on it ;) Here is the actual dress I am wearing.

Bought from Etsy....
aaaannnd too small in the boobs.....
but we wont talk about that right now.

I am going to add wings. 

but not these cause they are $50

And a flight bag to use for a purse, natch.

but not this one cause its at $103 right now

Thinking about adding a red felt pillbox hat, maybe some little white wrist length gloves. Cute, right?! I need to practice my emergency exit procedure hand gestures. Hehe. Basically I will look like this but much better.

GRR! I should have gone with Southwest Airlines...

So there it is out there to the world. I hope I dont see any other rival flight attendants or there might be a rumble. Anthony gets to be a pilot of course. I expect lots of "mile high club" jokes. Hardy-har-har.

So I know y'all have thoght about your costume as much as me, right? Come on, tell me what youre gonna be!

For more awesome pictures of vintage flight attendants click here!